“Do you think it has something to do with the sound?” “So why do some people find involuntary emissions of noxious gases from their rectums funny while other people find it rude?” “I guess because farting is considered rude.” “Do you say ‘bless you’ for other involuntary actions? Like when someone burps?” “So every time someone involuntarily blasts snot out of their nose, you humans tell them you want good things to happen to them?” that you want good things to happen for someone. “Like when you use napkins to blot partially eaten food off your faces?” I had to think for a moment before admitting, “I have no idea. One day, Zan overheard me do this for my sister, and later she asked why I’d said it. But it turns out, there’s not much reason behind half the things we humans do.įor example, blessing someone after they sneeze. She wanted to know the reasons for everything I did. For starters, there was no end of things I had to explain.Įvery single aspect of my life was strange and unusual to Zan Perfonic. It was far more difficult than I had ever imagined. If I hadn’t made the mistake of showing Star Wars to an alien life form, I never would have ended up fighting Patton Sjoberg with the space toilet.īut then, being friends with an alien had been one problem after another.
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